Here is the IM conversation, in full. Enjoy.

KingPoops (2:37:06 PM): did you break earl's heart?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:37:16 PM): what?
KingPoops (2:37:33 PM): krys right?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:37:43 PM): yes
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:37:44 PM): what are you talking about/
KingPoops (2:37:58 PM): word is you broke earl's heart
KingPoops (2:38:05 PM): and that's why he left school
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:38:42 PM): oh is it?
KingPoops (2:38:50 PM): thats what ive been hearing
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:39:18 PM): from whom may i ask?
KingPoops (2:39:32 PM): well his livejournal entry implies it
KingPoops (2:40:48 PM): just let me know earlie is okay
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:40:56 PM): for your info, earl and i are still together. I think that you personally need to get a fucking life and stay the fuck out of others. You can just go back to masturbating little kids, like i've heard you do. good bye asshole, and... i'm sorry your life is so pathetic you need to involve yourself in ours.
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:40:59 PM): he's fine
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:40:59 PM): good bye
KingPoops (2:41:35 PM): i ma just a concerned friend
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:41:45 PM): whatever "friend"
KingPoops (2:42:18 PM): he just sounds a little distraught is all
KingPoops (2:42:26 PM): his pals from bona's are concerned
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:42:45 PM): his pals like who???
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:43:02 PM): the one's that matter have already talked to him today, and would have mentioned it
KingPoops (2:43:23 PM): well maybe pals is a strong word
KingPoops (2:43:27 PM): acquaintances
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:43:41 PM): okay, asshole... who if you are so smart?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:43:50 PM): other than yourself name one...
KingPoops (2:44:11 PM): todd
For those who don't know, Todd is the guy who spent hours upon hours in the computer labs wearing the N.O. Saints jacket and dark glasses constantly.
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:44:21 PM): todd?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:44:35 PM): he doesn't even go to bonaventure, i'm sure you haven't even talked to him
KingPoops (2:44:50 PM): well hes always associated with bona in my mind
KingPoops (2:44:56 PM): why are you stonewalling us
KingPoops (2:45:05 PM): we just want to know how earl is doing
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:45:08 PM): and todd is a pal, not an acquaintance, sorry to break your little bubble
KingPoops (2:46:02 PM): well i was just using him as an example
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:46:05 PM): he's fine... and if "we" is you and todd... First of all todd is a friend, and wouldn't talk behind earl's back, secondly... i don't think you are a friend to us, OR TODD
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:46:11 PM): an example?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:46:19 PM): oh, so no one really asked did they loser?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:46:24 PM): that's what i though
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:46:25 PM): t

Normally Earl's LJ posts look like this.

KingPoops (2:46:49 PM): I am concerned is all
KingPoops (2:46:53 PM): just want to help
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:46:54 PM): well don't be
KingPoops (2:47:05 PM): i just want to know what happened
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:47:10 PM): you sound like your the one needing help
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:47:15 PM): nothing happened
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:47:19 PM): GOD
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:47:21 PM): asshole
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:47:25 PM): >:o
Is there anything worse than an angry emoticon?
KingPoops (2:47:32 PM): well thats not what it sounds like
KingPoops (2:47:45 PM): he sounds almost suicidal
KingPoops (2:48:37 PM): obviously something happened
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:48:47 PM): he decided to take a semester off but that is none of your fucking business
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:48:53 PM): had nothing to do with me
KingPoops (2:49:40 PM): is the wedding still going to happen?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:50:16 PM): is this any of your damn business... yes, but you are not EVER gonna be invited... or they will have to take my dead corpes out of that church!
As opposed to her living corpse...
KingPoops (2:51:44 PM): what
KingPoops (2:51:52 PM): i just want to share in the magical day!
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:51:56 PM): forget it
KingPoops (2:52:32 PM): too late, i already booked a room at the DeSoto
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:52:53 PM): your mama?!
I still have no idea where the hell "your mama" came from. It really doesn't make sense here.
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:53:00 PM): that's what i thought
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:53:00 PM): hahaha
KingPoops (2:53:20 PM): huh
KingPoops (2:53:24 PM): my mama??
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:53:36 PM): you heard me
KingPoops (2:53:36 PM): cant we please just get along
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:53:37 PM): asshole
KingPoops (2:54:06 PM): please
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:54:08 PM): tell whoever Notorio DTC to quit iming me
KingPoops (2:54:12 PM): who
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:54:15 PM): and i know you know who it is
Of course he does...why even bother saying this?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:54:17 PM): asshole

Another classic LJ post. Well said, my man. Well said.

KingPoops (2:56:04 PM): hey what happened to earl's website?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:56:47 PM): what do you mean?
KingPoops (2:57:01 PM): its down
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:57:10 PM): how do you know so much? mind your own fucking business before i have you arrested for harassment
KingPoops (2:57:23 PM): what did i do to get arrested?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:57:37 PM): change of address, and he knows it was you who printed his id card and put it all over campus butt fuck!
KingPoops (2:57:57 PM): what
KingPoops (2:58:05 PM): how do you print an IDcard?
That's the funniest line in this entire conversation.
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:58:21 PM): you know what we are talking about, don't play more stupid than you already are
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:58:43 PM): shouldn't you be working since you graduated from bona's
If he were working, I'm sure this conversation still would have happened.
KingPoops (2:58:44 PM): who's we?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:58:53 PM): or too stupid to fill out an application
KingPoops (2:58:55 PM): i didnt graduate?
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:59:01 PM): me and earl
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:59:04 PM): stupid
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:59:07 PM): he's right here
KingPoops (2:59:12 PM): EARL!!
KingPoops (2:59:19 PM): youre alive!!
KingPoops (2:59:22 PM): whew
JuicyHugsnKisses (2:59:48 PM): fuck you bastard
KingPoops (2:59:50 PM): anyway what makes you think i graduated
JuicyHugsnKisses (3:00:19 PM): nm
JuicyHugsnKisses (3:00:23 PM): this is pointless
KingPoops (3:00:38 PM): what is?
JuicyHugsnKisses (3:00:55 PM): just plain talking to your ass
KingPoops (3:01:15 PM): i just want to be friends
KingPoops (3:01:23 PM): you are being very confrontational
JuicyHugsnKisses (3:01:34 PM): yes i am
JuicyHugsnKisses (3:01:36 PM): thank you
KingPoops (3:02:09 PM): okay i have to go
KingPoops (3:02:16 PM): good to know youre still alive earlie!

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